-BEGIN TRANSMISSION-
>Hissing static <
>Tap..tap...tap...<
>mic feedback squelches<

"Is this thing on? Hello?
Ahem! Fear not loyal fa-"

"I don't think anyone's listening, Boss."

"Silence! Now, as I was saying, Fear not loya-"

"You said that already." >sluuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrp<

"Silence, Buckethead! And cease that infernal slurping! What's with you and those accursed Shekky Cola's anyway? I swear you're addicted."

"You know your mic's still on, right?" >sluuurp<

"Ooh! Yeah, so where was I?" >Paper rustling< "Okay, umm...fearnotloyalfaaaans... okay. We have not forgotten you. We shall regroup and return STRONGER than EVER BEFORE!!! Bwaaaahaaahaaaha-"

>Sluuuuuuuuuuuuuruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrp!!!!<

"Buckethead! You tin plated imbicile! GET OVER HERE BEFORE I-"

"You crazy, man. I is outta heah!!!" >shufflle of tiny metal feet<

"Don't you run from me! You wanna ruin my broadcast . I'll show you!"

"No! No! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooo!!!"

>Running feet<
>Scuffle sounds<

-END OF TRANSMISSION-

CKnBH EPISODE 6_ A MEETING WITH EEEE-VIL!!

We've finally completed Ep 6. Now with new and improved graphics! Enjoy it...or DIE!!!

Episode 5: The Bett-R Man...

YES!!!
We've managed another episode within the end of September deadline.
Let's hope we can keep the streak alive!

Enjoy!

New Cover Promo Art

In the hopes of advertising, we've been busting hump to get on every site that'll have us. What better way to do that then with a fancy new Promo poster!

Enjoy!

(Ep 5 is in the works...Stay tuned!)

EPISODE 4: ATTACK OF THE CYBORG-COWBOY-MUMMY-ZOMBIE-NINJA!

Feeble Humans!
I know you have waited long and hard for our latest post, chronicling our epic shenanigans!"

"I'm sooooooooooo happy we're back, I think I'm gonna be siiiiiiiiiiiiick!"

"Don't you DARE you impetuous little can of rusty..."

"BLEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeecccccchh..."

"Did you just puke Shekky Cola all over my boots?"

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuummm...maybe..."

"I'm gonna donate you to the local kennel as a doggy chew-toy you rusted pile of..."
BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEP_________Transmission terminated___________

Enjoy the show!

ATTENTION!!!

"Superfans!

Have no fear! Buckethead and I have not forgotten you!

It seems our creator has found himself far too busy to continue chronicling our illustrious exploits as of late.

However, I am hatching a most diabolical plan to attract his attention...


perhaps then, we could continue our pursuit for..."

"WORLD DOMINAAATION!!!!"

"Silence, Buckethead!"

"Oh! and drink Shekky Cola! It'll get ya crunked!"

EPISODE 3: MAMA DON'T LET YOUR COWBOYS GROW UP TO BE PRESIDENTS...

Finally! Episode Three is here!

Phew!

Jump on the bandwagon!

Inspiration for Plot concept provided by my personal friend Mr. Joshua H. Sutter.